Warren Wayne-Kyle

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
galwaygremlin
arctic-hands

I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again

ryanthedemiboy

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.

ayellowbirds

If you are affected by this or other bans and restrictions in the United States, be aware that the Brooklyn Public Library is offering free digital library cards to anyone age 13-21 nationwide as part of their Books UnBanned initiative:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BOOOOOST

elfwreck

Seattle has joined them:

madphantom
deadmomjokes

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.


This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods

twofingerswhiskey

Also: this applies to bananas, kiwi, boba tea pearls, soy sauce, cantaloupe, honey, and mangoes.

warren-wayne-kyle

Wait wait wait kiwi fruits aren’t supposed to be spicy????? My life is a lie

the-haiku-bot
scaryorganmusic

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

libralthinking

Pssst. It’ll get donated to special collections.

the-haiku-bot

Pssst.

It’ll get donated to

special collections.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

neil-gaiman
sauntering-down

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

scarheaded-ferret

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

alexseanchai

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

bisexualbaker

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

redsixwing

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

sevdrag

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

neil-gaiman

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.